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Friday, July 25, 2008
Today's Play test was alright=D Think quite manageable ba.. Today is our last lesson for FP.. Class pic was taken.. Waiting for Dino to send me=) Bought a cupcake for $4.10 just now and is not really that nice coz is too sweet.. Damn.. Ex sia.. Got this e-mail from my fren: Reasons not to mess with children. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ". A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead." A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples. I've had enough.. I'm gonna let it out at one go.. Stressed up by all the assignments and I've got no time to study for my exams at all thought is only 2 modules.. And poly life is definitely different from pri sch and sec sch life.. Talk on msn with my fren ytd.. And i agreed with what he said.. But not all of them are like that.. Haha.. I just hope that 3 years could pass quickly.. This is my 1st time feeling so stress up la.. And wed i almost go into an accident and today i almost fell while walking the steps.. Nv ever in my life m i so blur before can.. My mind is like in total blank when i'm crossing the road.. What is happening to me? And sometimes i'm so pissed!! *PUFF ~dun test my limits, me ain't no pushover~ |
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